Dragon Riders Wanted — Experience Optional Gay Bear Tee

🐻 Made for Bears & Bigger Bodies 📦 Printed Fresh & Shipped Directly to You🔒 Secure Checkout 👕 Sizes S–5XL Available🇺🇸 Designed by an Independent LGBTQ+ Small Business

Wanted: brave men willing to climb on, grab something firm, and find out how long they can last. 🐉🔥 Previous riding experience? Completely optional. A willingness to get a little sweaty while handling a big, thick dragon? Strongly encouraged.

The Dragon Riders Wanted — Experience Optional Tee is loaded with the kind of double meaning that makes people read it once, look at the dragon, then read it again with a very different interpretation. 😏 He’s big. He’s muscular. He’s hot. And judging by that smirk, he’s more than happy to give inexperienced riders a little hands-on training. Just remember: when you finally get on, hold tight, keep your legs firmly in position, and try not to finish the ride too quickly.

Made for gay fantasy fans, furry and anthro lovers, dragon enthusiasts, bears, daddies, and men who appreciate a creature with a little extra fire between the scales. Wear it to Pride, conventions, bear events, gay bars, or whenever you’d like the guy across the room to know that while your résumé might be lacking… you’re VERY interested in filling the position. 😈

🐲 DRAGON RIDERS WANTED
Experience Optional.
Enthusiasm Required.
Mounting Instructions Provided. 🔥