Skip to product information
1 of 2

🐻 Made for Bears & Bigger Bodies 📦 Printed Fresh & Shipped Directly to You🔒 Secure Checkout 👕 Sizes S–5XL Available🇺🇸 Designed by an Independent LGBTQ+ Small Business

Endangered? Not With This Much Wood Gay Panda Bear Tank Top

Endangered? Not With This Much Wood Gay Panda Bear Tank Top

Regular price $28.99
Regular price Sale price $28.99
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Size
Color
Quantity

🐼 Endangered? Not With This Much Wood Panda Tank Top

Less shirt. More skin. Still plenty of wood. 😏🎋

When the temperature rises, there’s no reason to keep all that wood covered up. The “Endangered? Not With This Much Wood” Panda Tank Top features one thick, smug panda surrounded by a whole lot of bamboo—and a double meaning that isn’t exactly subtle.

With its bold panda artwork and cheeky “Endangered? Not With This Much Wood” slogan, this funny adult-humor tank is made for sunny Pride weekends, bear events, furry conventions, pool parties, vacations, gym days, or anywhere else you want to show a little more fur while giving everyone something to stare at.

And if somebody asks what all that wood is supposed to mean?

Just point to the bamboo and try to keep a straight face. 🐼🪵

Why you’ll want this big boy hanging off you:

  • 🐼 Thick, confident panda artwork
  • 🎋 Plenty of bamboo—and even more innuendo
  • 😏 Suggestive adult humor without giving away the whole joke
  • ☀️ Tank-top style made for warmer days and hotter nights
  • 🐻 Great for bear, daddy, cub and furry crowds
  • 🌈 Fun choice for Pride, festivals, conventions, vacations and nights out
  • 🎁 A cheeky gift for anyone who appreciates a well-endowed bamboo forest

Sleeves are optional. Plenty of wood isn’t. 🪵🔥

View full details