Gay Otter "If The Dam's Rockin, Don't Come Knockin'" Tee

Some otters build dams. This one makes sure they’re worth shaking. 😏

The “If the Dam’s Rockin’, Don’t Come Knockin’” Tee is for the otter who likes his water wet, his company furry, and a little privacy when things start getting... rough downstream.

Featuring a thick, handsome otter hanging out by the water with one seriously suggestive warning, this design takes the classic “don’t come knockin’” saying and gives it the Bear Den After Dark treatment. Because when the dam starts shaking, the water starts splashing, and somebody’s making enough noise to scare the fish away... whatever’s happening behind there is nobody else’s business.

Perfect for gay otters, bears, furries, admirers of thick furry guys, and anyone who appreciates a shirt that makes people do a double take before the joke finally hits them.

Wear it to Pride, furry conventions, bear events, the bar, or your next suspiciously long trip down by the river.

💦 Warning: May result in questions about exactly why your dam keeps rocking.

The dam is closed. The otter is occupied. Come back later. 🦦😈