🐻 Made for Bears & Bigger Bodies 📦 Printed Fresh & Shipped Directly to You🔒 Secure Checkout 👕 Sizes S–5XL Available🇺🇸 Designed by an Independent LGBTQ+ Small Business
There’s something hungry circling beneath the surface—and he always swallows the whole load of chum.
The Certified Chum Guzzler T-Shirt features one thick, muscular great white who’s ready to open wide and prove he can handle every salty mouthful tossed his way. With its bold ocean-blue artwork and shamelessly suggestive slogan, this tee was made for gay bears, furry sharks, aquatic daddies, and anyone who prefers their humor wet, wild, and dripping with innuendo.
Wear it to Pride, furry conventions, bear events, gay bars, or anywhere you’re hoping to attract a well-equipped fisherman. Just remember: once that fin pops up, somebody’s about to get guzzled.
Perfect for:
Gay bear and furry fashion
Shark lovers with filthy imaginations
Pride events, conventions, and nightlife
Daddies who never waste a drop
Anyone officially certified to swallow the chum
Go ahead—feed the beast. He’s always ready for another mouthful.
